Lyrics
Call 911
Verse 1
If I’m looking stiff
I’ve been searching for a cliff
A really high one
That I can jump from
I’ll yell Geronimo
As I’m heading downbelow
Verse 2
I can’t take it anymore
With her mother right next door
I’d like to strangle her
Unless my wife prefers
I’ll yell Geronimo
As she’s heading down below
Chorus
I’m not taking anymore calls
From a meddling mother in law
With 50 million things
Been asking me to do and bring
Don’t you call me no more
With emergencies galore
Stick a fork in me I’m done
Call 911
Verse 3
If I miss church
Because I get called in to work
She’s sure to ride my ass
My salvation is her task
Lord when you take me home
Have her leave me the hell alone
Chorus
I’m not taking anymore calls
From a meddling mother in law
With 50 million things
Been asking me to do and bring
Don’t you call me no more
With emergencies galore
Stick a fork in me I’m done
Call 911
Bridge
Son you’re driving way too fast
Do you have something for gas
Damn these hemoroids are back
Giving me a heart attack
Chorus
I’m not taking anymore calls
From a meddling mother in law
With 50 million things
Been asking me to do and bring
Don’t you call me no more
With emergencies galore
Stick a fork in me I’m done
Call 911
Stick a fork in me I’m done
Call 911